its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Damn victory sex feels great
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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