I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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