Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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