there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I can't turn off my feet"
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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