WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
What a dumb baby whore.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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