are you still at the devil's house?
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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