Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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