Someone shit on the floor
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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