in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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