Tell her she can't have a vagina
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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