It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
What a dumb baby whore.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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