apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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