Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
