I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
there's paper in my vomit.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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