we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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