From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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