I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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