the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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