there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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