i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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