So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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