Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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