how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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