Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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