Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
a search helicopter?!
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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