I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
its liver damage thursday
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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