Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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