So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Randomize
