She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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