As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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