escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
You can make out without kissing
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