talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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