I want to stick my p in your. b.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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