ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
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Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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