how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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