AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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