I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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