We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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