I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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