No awkward lesbian experiences without me
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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