Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I am available for nakedness
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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