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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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