She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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