i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
nutella sex= disaster
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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