Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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