Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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