I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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