it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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