I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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