how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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