Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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