He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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