Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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